I want to introduce every sports fan to a friend of mine and a crazy sumbitch...BobLee Swagger. Swagger writes a free internet column about 2 or 3 times a week that is just great.

Even though he went to the University of North Carolina, this is not a partisan sports fan website. He makes fun of everyone, athletes, coaches (especially those who wear sunglasses and red shoes and those who cuss a lot and look like a large rodent), college administrators, and especially the neurotic fans who divide the world between "our school who can do no wrong" and all the others who cheat and only recruit thugs.

You can sign up to receive his column by going to www.swaggersays.com. You will get a big kick out of Swagger no matter who you root for.